It was announced on Thursday that Elon Musk has brought in a new CEO to lead Twitter. And for the 5,000th year in a row, it will be a woman cleaning up a mess that a man has made.
“Women are very good at fixing messes,” says Kristen Powers, author of Women Throughout History. “Men are very good making some of the biggest messes that history has ever seen. So, it’s natural someone has to come in and solve the problem. Women’s main strength since the beginning of time has been fixing broken shit.”
While women have been great at fixing problems that men have created, it has been wondered if maybe it might be better to let women run things to begin with and avoid the mess altogether.
“Yes, that would be ideal,” said Powers. “Women should be allowed to try running things. There would be a lot less messes. But I personally love fixing the messes that men have made. I get to rub their nose in it like a bad dog.”
Inevitably, the mess caused by Elon Musk will probably be too big for even the best CEO to fix. So, if and when the new CEO fails, it will be her fault, despite reality.
When asked for comment, Elon Musk threw not a poop emoji at us, but a literal pile of poop.