In a stunning move, U.S. lawmakers have decided to completely rewrite the Constitution using the AI bot ChatGPT.
“We don’t know a lot about ChatGPT,” said Senator Elaine Barker. “But we know it’s the next big thing and we would be stupid not to use it to improve our government.”
Senators and representatives plan on spending the next six months posing questions to the chat bot in order to get a better understanding of what the new constitution should say.
Some of the planned updates include having all politicians declare an allegiance to a type of cheese, celery will be the new official monetary unit, and elections will involve a dance-off.